Uncreative

fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

i’m leaving this tumblr in a few days. i’ve got too many things to do, and i won’t have time to run two blogs, so i’m only going to keep my other one. if you want the link, ask me and i might tell you

i love you guys <3

  • dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
  • dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss

msjewbooty:

imamazinglyonfire:

msjewbooty:

microinfinity:

northrn:

lampsarepeopletoo:

msjewbooty:

the word gay is actually an acronym

god

actually doesn’t mind if

you’re gay

god

accepts

you

god

always

yugoslavia

gandalf 

ate

yoda 

stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

God 

Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

yolo

im going to vomit on you

cyrrs:

wow this is a good song i’m going to play it on repeat for 4 days until i hate it 

(Source: yourebossy)

kristinafckn-nguyen:

chibbbles:

gawddammit:


A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

omg this makes me really angry for some reason

don’t you mean a
parabox

no stop
9gag:

Visiting the zoo in Halloween

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates